May long weekend - the unofficial start to summer - is just around the corner, and loads of happy campers are preparing to head to the wilderness for a little escapism. But not this gal. Call me crazy but I'm a fan ofindoor plumbing; not sleeping on the cold, hard ground; and I believe in a decent barrier between me and bears. I get grumpy if I'm damp and cold for too long, and I like washing my hair. Daily. I am what would be called a comfort camper, and that's probably why I don't get invited camping a whole lot. But if you want to invite me to your cozy cottage by the lake (you have a shower, right?), I'd be down with that and even make you dinner. My culinary skills make me a valuable houseguest - true story.
